Governor Tommy Thompson At His Health And Human Services Nomination Hearings

Hey Senators! To Show You How Un-Ashamed I Am Of My Connections With Phillip Morris, I Decided To Wear The Christmas Present That Phillip Morris Lobbyist Jack Lenzi Gave Me. Lenzi Is The Lobbyist I Went Scuba Diving With In Australia In 1996. I Think Those Of You Who Don't Like My Phillip Morris Connections Are Just Upset That You Weren't Able To Rake In $72,000 In Campaign Contributions From From A Major Cigarette Maker.

I Will Promise You One Thing: Under A Tommy Thompson Department Of Health And Human Services, Corporate Executives Who Happen To Contract Lung Cancer Will Get Nothing But The Best Of Medical Treatment.

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