"Gang, let's try to think of the Parks Advisory Board vote as a minor setback. I know that you feel hurt and insulted that so many of the humans think that you would go after children or rollerbladers. I know that the humans are a much bigger threat to themselves and the environment than we could ever be.
But just remember, they can keep us out of Menomonie Park but they can't keep us out of their hearts. If we keep loving them and licking them, eventually they will give in."